Prop 303

"vote Yes on Prop 303...free moms from Laundry!"

Proposition 303-
A "yes" vote shall have the effect of reinstating original creation laws that allow all persons big or small to walk freely while being nude with no shame, no judgement, and no penalizing fines. The passing of such a propostition would eliminate the need for hours of sorting, spot removal, washing, drying, folding, and filing clothes. Detergent bottles would no longer be needed allowing us to "be green" in the process.

A "no" vote shall have the effect of retaining the current law which requires the use of clothing to hide all things hideous and unsightly. The retaining of such a law makes my life harder, my closets smaller, and furthermore makes you suck if you vote "no."